a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

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Scissorhands by Underwater Tiger

#bands   #new   #alt rock   #music   
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my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

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My cat guarding her first and only baby


My cat guarding her first and only baby

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A man came to our class once,
he claimed to be a fair judge
with daughters he loved.

He asked a question to the class:
“When should a minor be tried
as an adult?”
and students began raising their hand

he wrote it up on the board.

he wrote it up on the board.

I said, “Rape”
and he paused, he asked
for clarification

“You mean violent rape?”

“no I mean rape.
It is all the same.”

he looked to a boy
who said “rape only if
he used a weapon and
hurt her.”

and I said, “rape is rape,
whether his weapon is a knife,
drugs, or guilt. She said no.”

he shook his head,
and wrote
“Violent rape” on the board

I never understood,
because you can kill somebody
quietly and peacefully with drugs,
or with guns and knives or cars;
but nobody cares if the murder was “violent”

it was still murder.


— #yesallwomen by Amanda Katherine Ricketson (via kuzco2000)
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Being an atheist is ok.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not ok.

Being a Christian is ok.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not ok.

Being a reindeer is ok.
Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not ok.

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Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.

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Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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Straight White Boy Problem #397


I want to make dinner but I only know how to use microwaves for hot pockets. What is a stove? how do you “pan-sear” something? why are there 10 different types of knives in this drawer? ?? Where am I

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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

#ME   #SO HARD   
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my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?


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Dicky Bird Gobber Assembly
Fake ginger trying to keep it real.